Agriculture enthusiasts rejoice - because you can now lease FARM equipment with Select!
Planting and harvesting has never been easier thanks to our exclusive new Select Farm Leasing service, which can put you in the sprung seat of a tractor, combine harvester or even a mud-encrusted quad bike.
Rural-dwellers can lease ploughs, tillers, trailers and sprayers - basically, anything that might cause an irritation to impatient, city-slicker motorists who don't understand or appreciate the bucolic way of life on country roads.
If you’re an avid Clarkson’s Farm viewer - the Amazon Prime documentary series that inspired countless city bankers to leave the rat race and to throw their money at disobedient flocks of sheep instead - you’re also in luck, as we’ve got wellies, gilets, Barbour jackets and John Deere hats in stock now!
Lovingly-prepared, pre-owned overalls come with a heavily-ingrained silage smell and countless dubious stains for that authentic look, and aroma, when you visit your local Waitrose.
Farmers can also peruse the latest deals on our incessantly braying and bleating selection of barnyard animals - and we’ve got some incredible special offers on Tamworth pigs right now (Disclaimer: Lease contract void if animal is turned into sausages).
Algernon Fearnley-Ormiston-Osborne-Lavender, a former broker and now happy Select Farm Leasing customer, said: “I've already got a Range Rover and a Tweed jacket, so I jumped at the chance to purchase a hundred acres of land in the Cotswolds, which came complete with an intimidating bull that I’m now scared to look in the eye.
“Our friends and family were slightly puzzled at our decision to leave London, but once they’d visited our new home and been shaken from their slumbers at dawn by our vociferous mob of chickens they knew we’d made the right choice.
“Leasing farm equipment from Select has been a seamless experience. I was able to lease a muck-spreader and aim its foul contents at a group of wild campers who were using our land illegally, in just a matter of days! I've also got 20 goats coming as a result of a Select Farm Leasing special offer, and they'll eat through anything, including tents and sleeping bags.
“Sustainable living is just the ticket - and if it doesn’t quite work out, the leasing model means I can be back living in Putney in two to four years."
Mark Tongue, Co-Founder and CEO at Select Car Leasing, added: "We're ploughing a new furrow here at Select Car Leasing and, with our 'Farm' offering, we're encouraging more folks to go the whole hog, to muck in, and to really get their hands dirty. And forget 'Chelsea Tractors', what you really need is an actual tractor, at least until the council fixes the potholes."
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